CI: Yung patient nagcocomplain ng SOB(shortness of breathing), yung Salbu Neb nabigay mo ba? Post exlap with tahbso siya diba? Ilan ang na-drain mo sa JP? for pneumonectomy siya @ 10am tomorrow, sabihin mo NPO siya, bigay mo na rin pre-op meds, yung 5 NCP mo paki pass. pati ung drug study ng meds ng patient, my minicase presentation pala tayo, pumuli ka na ng patient mo ngaun, check IV levels q2, VS q30 don't forget!
kakain muna ako sandali... pagbalik ko, I'll check your sample charting.
STUDENT nurse: T*LKSH*T! MAGSHI-SHIFT NA AKO!
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texted by KENMaybe people need to be numb at times...
It's like a DEFIBRILLATOR that shocks the heart to stop for a while,
to give it a chance to beat again...
alone...
on its OWN.
It's like a DEFIBRILLATOR that shocks the heart to stop for a while,
to give it a chance to beat again...
alone...
on its OWN.
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texted by Ate XY10 UTOS PARA SA NURSES
1. Sa oras ng duty BAWAL ang DALDALAN.
2. Huwag laging PAIN ang NURSING DIAGNOSIS.
3. Bawal MATULOG kapag 10pm-6am / 11pm-7am ang duty.
4. Sabihin sa bahay ang totoong lugar ng duty.
5. Huwag PAGTSISMISAN ang pasyente.
6. Huwag MANDAYA sa pagvital signs
7. Iwasan mag BREAK q2h
8. Kung hindi gusto ang CI makipagplastikan.
9. Huwag magkaGUSTO sa staff ng hospital
10. Kailangang makatapos, DOLLARS ito! hahaha
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texted by GINNYDRUG ANALYSIS/STUDY:
Generic Name: KISSPIRIN
Brand Name: MWAH!
Dosage: 1 SMACK
Route: ORAL
Frquency: PRN
Clasification: ANTI-MISSING and ANTI-HEARTACHE
Indication: LOVERS
Contraindicated: MANIAC, PERVERT and PEEPING TOM!
Warning: TOO MUCH KISSPIRIN CAN CAUSE "KISSTIASIS" (inflammation of Lips)
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texted by RAISABeing a nurse isn't about GRADES...
It's about being who we are
NO BOOK can TEACH you how to cry with a patient (it is non-therapeutic)
NO CLASS can teach you how to tell family that their parents have died or are dying (but nurses are not the one who will tell that the patient is dying or died)
NO PROFESSOR can teach you how to find dignity in giving someone a bed bath
A nurse is not about the PILLS or the CHARTING
It's all about being able to LOVE PEOPLE when they are their WEAKEST MOMENTS.
and I'm proud to be ONE OF THEM!
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19 years existing on earth. A 4th year NURSING STUDENT. Versatile. Unpredictable. 
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